Stupid Tourist Questions 101


While we all have traveled and asked many questions in wonder,that's what travel is all about - the learning experience. But when we wonder about the question being asked, then that's a different story all together.

Here's a compilation Stupid Tourist Questions from around the world:
  • "Are the coconuts in the trees real?"
  • “Does the water go all the way around the island?”
  • "How many sunset trips do you run a day?"
  • "Do I have to get wet to swim with the dolphins?"
  • "Does the crew sleep on board the cruise ship?"
  • "Does the ship dock in the middle of town?"
  • "Do we have to leave the ship to go on the tour?"
  • "How do we know which photos are ours?"
  • "Why did the Greeks build so many ruins?"
  • "Do you know of any undiscovered ruins?"
  • "Will I be able to speak English most places I go in Canada?"
  • "Which direction is North in Canada?"
  • "Are there any ATM's (cash machines) in Canada? Can you send me a list of them in Toronto, Vancouver, Edmonton and Halifax?"
  • "Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street?
  • "Are there any lakes in the Lake District?"
  • "Why on earth did they build Windsor Castle on the flight path of Heathrow?"
  • "What time of night does the Loch Ness monster surface and who feeds it?"
And the all time favorite, "Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii?"

Flickr.com Photo Credit: Tourists - Go AWAY! by Seth W.

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